This blog is long overdue. I promised Spookiemouse that i will write a blog dedicated to the notorous Mr J. That sorry son of the B**** that my dear friend has the misfortune to date.
To summarise, Mr J is a young chap (27-30 years), very tall, grew rather fat lately, ego as big as elephant, MCP, family has some money, almost illiterate in my opinion (didn't even finish seconday) and, is an aspiring business man.
Mr J's started a trading company couples o f years ago piggyriding his uncle's company. (Uncle gave him a small space in his building) . He is the first amazing man i know who can run a business without bringing any deals in two years. Fortunately, Mr J's uncle is very forgiving and allows him to continue despite the ZERO income. Very often I heard him flying to indonesia, hong kong, Kuala Lumpur to entertain clients but somehow, all these never materialise into any business contract. (What is wrong here??) This cat has always wondered, how good a business man Mr J would be, given that he did not even finish secondary school. In the business world, it is a dog eat dog world. Nowadays we are not at our ah gong ah ma era where we can amass a fortune by selling provisions. Nay.. now is a knowledge base economy.
Mr J, you should go and get yourself an O'Level Cert and maybe, if your luck is very good, land yourself the very FIRST deal.
I have no problems with people who has little education, in fact i find most of them hardworking and humble and to be admired for their determination to succeed! But No...... our Mr J's ego is very BIG (in capital letters). He is neither smart and yet look down on people! Spookiemouse regaled us with his hilarious car chasing incident - one guy high beamed him from behind and pissed our Mr J off! Angered by this, Mr J tail-gated him and raced him all the way from Lower Delta to Corporation Road and both stopped at a slip road to confront each other. Mr J told the other guy off "Drive small car don fight with big car.. No money to buy big car, then don't drive loh.." . Well, Mr J win lah. cos' then he was driving his dad mercs. Mr J now owns a Honda MPV (paid by father)
Mr J leads a "high life", always telling us he knows who and who sons, and who and who are his uncles etc etc... One of Mr J's big No No is that he refused to travel by budget. Despite having no money, need parents to chip in here and there, girlfriend maybe helped a little, He wants to fly by Singapore Airlines sister company, Silkair. Got to salute to SQ marketing dept! Obviously their branding and marketing works. People no money also want to fly by silkair and insist no budget airlines. I would say Mr J is very smart. Insisted that he would pay for the tixs but later credit card sign by girlfriend. So at the end of the day, he buys she pays.
When come to the money part, the supposedly rich son is beyond my description. Want to buy a O2 handheld handphone pda but no money. Got to borrow and pay by instalments. Please lah Mr J, you can use Nokia mah. Nowadays sign contract they give you free handphone. Why need to borrow??
Oh... alot of things to write but i am lacking of inspiration now. Also need to attend my director's new year gathering. Got to run now. Will continue later when the mood strikes again.
One thing i am sure, Mr J won't be reading this because he doesn't even know how to to download files from internet, not to mention blogging!.. . Hehehe. ( I suspect he only know how to msn)
Sau-eh will love me for this! (Sorry Taueh...if it bothers you let me know) i will edit it. :p
Mr J's started a trading company couples o f years ago piggyriding his uncle's company. (Uncle gave him a small space in his building) . He is the first amazing man i know who can run a business without bringing any deals in two years. Fortunately, Mr J's uncle is very forgiving and allows him to continue despite the ZERO income. Very often I heard him flying to indonesia, hong kong, Kuala Lumpur to entertain clients but somehow, all these never materialise into any business contract. (What is wrong here??) This cat has always wondered, how good a business man Mr J would be, given that he did not even finish secondary school. In the business world, it is a dog eat dog world. Nowadays we are not at our ah gong ah ma era where we can amass a fortune by selling provisions. Nay.. now is a knowledge base economy.
Mr J, you should go and get yourself an O'Level Cert and maybe, if your luck is very good, land yourself the very FIRST deal.
I have no problems with people who has little education, in fact i find most of them hardworking and humble and to be admired for their determination to succeed! But No...... our Mr J's ego is very BIG (in capital letters). He is neither smart and yet look down on people! Spookiemouse regaled us with his hilarious car chasing incident - one guy high beamed him from behind and pissed our Mr J off! Angered by this, Mr J tail-gated him and raced him all the way from Lower Delta to Corporation Road and both stopped at a slip road to confront each other. Mr J told the other guy off "Drive small car don fight with big car.. No money to buy big car, then don't drive loh.." . Well, Mr J win lah. cos' then he was driving his dad mercs. Mr J now owns a Honda MPV (paid by father)
Mr J leads a "high life", always telling us he knows who and who sons, and who and who are his uncles etc etc... One of Mr J's big No No is that he refused to travel by budget. Despite having no money, need parents to chip in here and there, girlfriend maybe helped a little, He wants to fly by Singapore Airlines sister company, Silkair. Got to salute to SQ marketing dept! Obviously their branding and marketing works. People no money also want to fly by silkair and insist no budget airlines. I would say Mr J is very smart. Insisted that he would pay for the tixs but later credit card sign by girlfriend. So at the end of the day, he buys she pays.
When come to the money part, the supposedly rich son is beyond my description. Want to buy a O2 handheld handphone pda but no money. Got to borrow and pay by instalments. Please lah Mr J, you can use Nokia mah. Nowadays sign contract they give you free handphone. Why need to borrow??
Oh... alot of things to write but i am lacking of inspiration now. Also need to attend my director's new year gathering. Got to run now. Will continue later when the mood strikes again.
One thing i am sure, Mr J won't be reading this because he doesn't even know how to to download files from internet, not to mention blogging!.. . Hehehe. ( I suspect he only know how to msn)
Sau-eh will love me for this! (Sorry Taueh...if it bothers you let me know) i will edit it. :p
6 comments:
sounds like a loser.
c'est moi.
oui oui, je t'aime! c'est magnifique!
how can i describe monsieur j? there's only one word: lifestyle.
he has lifestyle and i ain't got it *sobs*
hehehe!
Hehe... only part one leh.. still got part two to go! I am leaving the lifestyle for part two...
c'est moi.
don't forget to write about monsieur j's ability to cowpeh! he has supernatural talent on that matter!
i am an *ear* witness, you know.
hehehe!
hmmmm
no one has a right to judge another's lifestyle
live and let live be..
not acceptable move on...
Dear Litep, I am not judging. Surely i deserve my own freedom of speech, don't i? Anyway after all it's just my nonsensical ranting based on a true story. *grin*
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