Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The China woman tactics

As the saying goes, 那个猫儿不吃腥?Obviously my friend W doesn't belong to the family of Cat! Because despite so many times M has given him the chances for him to sleep with her, he simply refuse!! This must have vex M to no end, and she must be very puzzled why isn't W falling for her charms. What happens to W's male urges? ? ?

I was laughing no end when W told me their story yesterday. Apparently in the hotel room, M has asked W to share the bed with her. The hotel room came with 2 super single bed. M wanted to snuggle up with W but W refused stating " How to sleep like this? I need space to curl up. If she snuggle with me, I sure can't sleep!" I was like "duhhhh"????? So of course our stony W ordered M to stay in her bed and not to sleep with him, giving her one less opportunities for display her ample asset! Haha.. what is W thinking ? Alot of men will jump at this opportunity!

The first kiss was also initiated by M. According to W, she was the one who made the first move and took the initiative. W is those very shy type of man who hasn't had any girlfriend in his whole life! So, thanks to M. He now had his first kissssssss!


The other tactics used by M to snare W

1. Taking the intiative to hold the man's hand on the 3rd date.
2. Cooking and asking the man home for dinner to display her potential as 贤妻良母.
3. To hold the man hands at all times including tour outings.
4. Give a good massage at every opportunities available to ease their aches. The men loves this!
5. Be docile and meek as a lamb and W to call the shot.
6. To initiate opportunities for W to make advances.
7. Many others (i forgot to take notes!)


Anyway, this relationship has not hit the end yet as M is still trying hard to keep W. As of yesterday, they are still trying to iron out their differences. Will update once i have more stories to tell!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

need verbal update ;)